A joke

• by wreness moderator

  As migration approached, two elderly condors doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

  When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead lambs. "Do you wish to check the lambs through as luggage?" she asked.

  "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

  Posted April 16, 2014 7:10 AM

• by edenwood

  ba-dum-psh!

  Posted April 16, 2014 8:10 AM

• by wreness moderator

  A man goes to the theater. He sits down with his popcorn, and then turns to find a Condor sitting in the seat one down from him. He's stunned!

  "Are you a condor?! What are you doing here?" says the man.

  "Well," says the condor, "I liked the book."

  Posted April 24, 2014 2:57 AM

• by wreness moderator

  What do you get when you cross a Condor with Lassie?

  A bird that will rip your arm off, then go for help 😃

  Posted May 8, 2014 6:22 AM

• by Golden_Slippers

  Totally sharing these!

  Except the last one... condors don't hurt anyone alive, silly! 😉

  Posted May 30, 2014 4:47 AM